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September 20, 2010

Top 8 Worst Fortune Cookies Fortune?

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8. “What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren’t enough for you, tubby?”

7. “Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.”

6. “Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.”

5. “Today’s dog in alley is tomorrow’s moo goo gai pan.”

4. “Patron who mocks waiter’s accent will unwittingly consume chef’s bodily fluids.”

3. “Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application.”

2. “Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.”

1. “Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.”
Guys, I posted this a while ago but somehow it got ‘lost’..

I’d appreciate your feedback, thanks =)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvLKBNkbFYBQpl8_oeyJQ3jsy6IX?qid=20070205114847AAeHR3f

September 8, 2010

Fortune cookies?

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I’m thinking of breaking into a fortune cookie factory and replacing all of the fortunes with “misfortunes”, such as, “you will lose a pinky sometime in your life”, or, “your car will break down next week”. I may switch it up and replace some with over-the-top fortunes such as, “you will win a million dollars tomorrow.” If anyone comes up with any ideas, let me know.

September 4, 2010

Do fortune cookies have some great insight for us ?

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First one said: “Luck will be yours when you least expect it.”
Second said: “You are an artistic person, its time to show your true colors.”
Third one said:”Keep your expectations reasonable”
Last one said: “Live for today, remember yesterday, plan for tomorrow.”

Whats the message ?

July 26, 2010

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June 30, 2010

How do you put a new notes in fortune cookies? PLEASE ANSWER I AM BEGGING!?

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On the Today Show they said you microwave them and make them soft? How long though? I NEED them for tomorrow please help!! Thanks SOO much!

June 24, 2010

Where can I buy fortune cookies for a Chinese New Years Theme Party In OC?

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& the party is tomorrow so I don’t have time to buy them online, So does anybody know of a store I can walk into and buy some. Also, any other good food ideas to buy that will go with this theme. It’s for work by the way.

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